A teenager and a two year old

Well today was filled with a few very serious things but some funny things to make us all giggle!
I was helping Scott learn how to make numerous calls to his friends. He wants all his friends to go to the beach on Friday with his youth group Xchange. So he needed to have handy all the info and what he was going to say. He was very uneasy about this task that I had given him so, being his biggest cheerleader I was helping him recite what to say and we practiced many times with each other. Well as I am trying to teach my oldest son how to use the phone with manners, Hannah was playing with the boys in the backyard so it was quiet in the house for Scott to make his calls. We were interrupted a number of times, but one that just cracked us up was when Hannah called, "Mooooom! Shad took off his diaper again!" (this is little habit he has seeing as he wants to potty train but who has time for that) I replied back "It's okay you guys are outside so he'll be fine." She then replied "No it's not okay he's trying to poop in the yard!" Please remember she was outside and I was inside so she was yelling this to me! Our neighbors have just got to love us!

I went to the Dollar Tree and bought soap as I went down every aisle stating to Hannah, "this is my favorite new place to shop". I got to the very last aisle and there they were right before my very eyes, ARMY MEN in 3 different colors just as the boys have dreamt of and been asking for all summer long. I of course feel like it's such a deal, I mean 53 army men for each boy and I will only spend $3. YUP it was a deal! I brought them home and the boys were so elated that Mom could possibly think of them while she was out with Hannah, no not really their dreams just came true they were only thinking of themselves! But none the less they were thrilled!!!
A few hours (yes hours) all three boys are playing and I hear Elijah say to Shad "Shad would you shut up please!" I of course gasped and promptly told Elijah, "Eli we don't say that! That is mean!" He says "But I said "PLEASE"!" Okay I can give him that, he was being polite in his manners . The little stinker.
That's today's funnies!